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The Legendary Drunken Club Songs!
EI EI EIO Up the Braggins league we go
Now we've won promotion this is what we'll sing,
"We are Ashton, We are Ashton, Tinman is our king!!"
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12 Days Of Newquay

On the 1st Day of Newquay, my Tinman gave to me....

12th Day - 12 Hour Journey
11th Day - 11 Killers Anthems
10th Day - 10 Chard Wickets
9th   Day - 9 In The Dance Off
8th   Day - 8 All The Curry
7th   Day - 7 Wilko Rejects
6th   Day - 6 Green Peace Boats
5th   Day - 5 Walmo Whales!!
4th   Day - 4 Pints An Hour
3rd   Day - 3 Pound Fines
2nd   Day - 2 Salty Shores

and a Panda Called Steve Easty!!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALMO, WAAAAAAAAAAAALMO, WAAAAAAAAAAAAALMO
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Walmos f**king magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw the Ashton he said "I fancy that!"
He didn't go to Brooklands or Sale cus they're sh**e,
he came to play for Ashton cus we're f**king dynamite!
Waalmo
Waaaaaaalmo
Waaaaaaaaaaalmo
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When Andy's coming in to bowl, Roscow Roscow
When Andy's coming in to bowl, Roscow Roscow
When Andy's coming in to bowl you know a wickets gona fall,
Cus we all know that Roscow's gona score!
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When Anthony's walkin in to bat, Roscow, Roscow!
When Anthony's walkin in to bat, Roscow, Roscow!
When Anthony's walkin in to bat,
He Makes the Bowler look a twat!
Coz we all know that Rocky's gonna score!!
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From the 1996 cup winning team

And number 1 is BILLY LOWES
And number 2 is BILLY LOWES
And number 3 is BILLY LOWES
And number 4 is BILLY LOWES
And number 5 is BILLY LOWES
And number 6 is BILLY LOWES
And number 7 is BRYAN ROBSON
And number 8 is BILLY LOWES
And number 9 is BILLY LOWES
And number 10 is MARK HUGHES
And number 11 is BILLY LOWES
And our bails are BILLY LOWES
And our stumps are BILLY LOWES
And our tracks are BILLY LOWES
And our bar is BILLY LOWES
And our changing rooms are BILLY LOWES
And our showers are BILLY LOWES
And the geordie is BILLY LOWES

WE ALL LIVE IN A BILLY WONDERLAND
A BILLY WONDERLAND
A BILLY WONDERLAND
WE ALL LIVE IN A BILLY WONDERLAND
A BILLY WONDERLAND
A BILLY WONDERLAND
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He bowls with his left!!!
He Bats with his riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!
That Boy Dave Carter
Makes Gilchrist look shite!!
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I'm a Roscow, I'm a Roscow, I'm a Roscow, yes I am. I would rather be a Roscow than a boring Eastham
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Cai Sa Ra! Sa Ra!
Whatever will be will be!
We're OUTTA DIVISION 3!!!
Cai SA RAAAA SA RAAA!
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We got 1 point from norbury, we got 1 point from norbury, we got 1 point from norbury, we got 1 point from norbury!

We got 2 points from norbury, we got 2 points from norbury, we got 2 points from norbury, we got 2 points from norbury!

We got 3 points ..................

We got 21 points from norbury, we got 21 points from norbury, we got 21 points from norbury, cus ashton are a massive club!
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Today is Saturday...

Friday is a drinkin day
Thursday is for shaggin
Wednesday is an Aussie day
Tuesday AH HA!!
Monday is a Finger Day!
Sunday is a Prayer Day
Saturday's for rooooooooooogby!
32 - 31!

Arrrrrrrrre we happy????????

YOU BET YOUR LIFE WE ARE
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